The Granola Board

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Adventures with...

It just so happens that I am an unfortunate victim of circumstance and the lack of intelligence on the part of most people. My home telephone number is one digit off of the number of our local Wal-Mart store. Unfortunately, by the time I'd realized this, I'd already given out my telephone number to a lot of people, and I didn't want to go through the hassle of changing my number.

As a result, I've taken it upon myself to educate those who are incapable of reading from the local telephone book and dialing the correct number... What I've learned is that most people don't pay attention to the world around them, and they only hear what they want to here.

Please click here to read the first story in my archive titled, I'm Sorry, He Can't Come to the Phone Right Now.